Funny Friendship Quotes

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"A fool and his money are my best friends."
-Anonymous

"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately."
-Benjamin Franklin

"Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate."
-Thomas Jones

"Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you."
-Unknown

"I am thankful for laughter except,when milk comes out of my nose."
-Woody Allen

"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling."
-Arthur Brisbane

"We're always together, we're one of a kind, 3 words describe us = partner in crime"
-Anonymous

"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice."
-Anonymous

"It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell."
-George Herbert

"Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, What!You too? I thought i was the only one."
-C.S. Levis

"I hate it in friends when they come too late to help."
-Euripides

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting beside you say "Damn that was fun!"
-Anonymous

"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately."
-Benjamin Frankin

"I have always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you but your friends will kill you."
-Ann Richards

"Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy."
-Spike Milligan

"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."
-Jim Hayes

"I hate it in friends when they come too late to help."
-Euripides

"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling."
-Anonymous

"Friends: People who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them."
-Edwin Arlington Robinson

"Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police."
-Anonymous

"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog."
-Harry S. Truman

"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"
-Doug Larson

"I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street."
-Virginia Woolf

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
-Oscar Wilde